Monday, October 31, 2011

FACEBOOK made me KEWL!

While every second person is bored to death with Mark Z's creation, I am all praises of FB for various reasons.
1. I got to know people who are head over heals in love with me!
2. I re-gained many people in my life who I thought I can not even dream of being in touch with!
3. I got to flaunt my talent effortlessly and 'earn' some serious and super crajii fans!
4. I finally got over the 'idiot box'-- (the crappy cartoons and wanna-be reality shows helped me get over TV sooner!)
5. I got 'all the more' creative and humorous! :D


All of a sudden I started receiving more than 2 dozen 'likes' for my status updates! And who is complaining??? I am that kind of person who doesn't think twice to brag if I am 'genuinely' good at something. I am also that kind of person who would 'if possible' stamp on my own face if I go wrong on something that 'I define'!
So here are a few of those status updates I am extremely proud of! Get your pop-corns and ice-creams ready to double the fun factor!

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12 MARCH 2011, 10.14 PM

"WOMEN are tough to understand"...REALLY?
Let me cite a VERY COMMON situation.
- a boy and a girl fall in love and break up.

situation 1:THEY FALL IN LOVE

girl : OMG! i am soo blessed! this calls for a treat!
guy: OMG! lets hit the bar!!!!

situation 2: THEY BREAK UP.

girl: OMG! plz evryone leave me alone!*shuts herself inside a room and cries her eyes out*.
guy: OMG....lets hit the bar.

(take ur time fellas)

20 LIKES !!!

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08 MARCH 2011, 4.55 PM

To the girl who thinks she is beautiful, when others make fun of her undone hair
who still thinks she is bold,when every second creature resembling a girl is gettin raped
who still thinks she is in love with a MAN, who is teased because he wouldnt gt physical during a fight
who still thinks she is a son and supports the family in spite of being the only daughter
HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY.
i am almost there ;)

29 LIKES !!!

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02 MARCH 2011, 6.33 PM

Mom was busy preparing PAYASAM (kheer) in the mrng for MAHA-SHIVRATHRI. I look at her..I look around...the camphor burning...the agarbathiis fragnance...

Me : Amma!!! i cant wait to be like you! 
Amma:(shrieks) what!!! you already have a guy???? 
Me: .... :/ .....

15 LIKES!!!

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11 FEB 2011, 3.52 PM

NEVER try to 'define' GOD.....LOVE....and definitely not ARCHITECTURE! :D 
(Viya would relate to this pretty much!)

13 LIKES!!!

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30 JAN 2011, 10.01 PM

JANUARY 2011 : An EPIC month for me...Every single day of this month is clearly memorable! 
30 Jan 2011: I surprised myself by planning a trip to ELEPHANTA caves at the last moment...travelled ALL ALONE and ended up realising that I am CAPABLE of entertaining myself!!! Now I know I would NEVER die if I am the last person on this earth!!! 
and yeah... I LOVE YOU AKILA!

22 LIKES!!!


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For more such incredibly crazy statuses, catch me on Facebook! :)

P.S.: My next post is going to be on something that would give birth to a new avatar in you! So wait pannungo#tamizh ! :D


7 comments:

  1. Eagerly waiting for your next post:)!!!

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  2. hehehe Those were really crajeeee status updates!
    Cant wait for ur next post

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  3. Hahahahaahhaha... Hmmm... Since no one is complaining... Let me jus say all izz well...!! :D

    1 like :p
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  4. ahemm..I loved the mother wala status...lol :P

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  5. NEVER try to 'define' GOD.....LOVE....and definitely not ARCHITECTURE! :D - haha SOOO true babe!!! :D :D
    I dunno how you come up with these! ;) :P :P
    hehe..!!

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  6. :) LAWL, I have pledged not to go back to facebook...it is more like a bragbook these days...

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  7. Oooooh :P Some teaser that...

    And wow, few nice updates you got there girl!!:)

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NO ONE dares to judge you inmy page! so...OUT WITH IT! :)

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